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How Much Does It Cost to Travel For Nearly Two Months? Not As Much As You Think

People love to ask me how I can afford to travel so much. I think they're confused as to how someone who possesses such minimal intelligence could ever make enough money to travel the world. I like to tell people that I made gobs of money as a male model. Which induces far more laughter than it should. After several minutes of hyperventilating, hysterical laughing, they'll say, "No. Really. How?"

And then I'll say, "mind your own god*mn business, you c*ntface."

Hahaha, no. *Sigh.* Actually, I'll say, "listen, sister..." (I watched Sister Act a bit too many times as a child...) "It's really not that hard. I spend far more money each day living in San Francisco than I do traveling overseas."

For the last few years I've been employing something called, "traveling by the path of least resistance." It's the last true adventure you can have in this world and it's far cheaper than planning everything out. I bu…

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